Donner Party Cherry Swirl

"I thought it was candy because they put candy in your ice cream ... to make it a treat. So I said, 'OK, well, I'll just put it in my mouth and get the ice cream off of it and see what it is.'"

This is the statement made by a man who found part of severed finger in his frozen custard from a place called Kohls in North Carolina. When I read that, I just about puked, so I thought I'd share it with everyone else.