Friday, February 18, 2005

ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPUCCINO!

This is for no reason at all other than it's hilarious:

mr. inspirational poster writer

bud light presents: real american heroes
(real american heroes)
today we salute you, mr. inspirational poster writer
(mr. inspirational poster writer!)
without you, how would we ever know that today, not tomorrow or last thursday, is the first day of the rest of our lives?
(starting right now!)
you ask us to "take it one day at a time" and remind us "turkeys flock, but eagles soar alone."
(soaring high!)
only you could turn a picture of a kitten doing chin-ups into something more than cuddly. you make it inspiring.
(believe in yourself!)
so crack open an ice cold bud light oh poet of the poster. you try very hard, to make us try very very hard.
(thank you thank you thank you!)

Someone has made a crapload of these things. If you want to hear this one and others, check out: http://budlight.whipnet.com/budlight.htm

I'll give a shout out to happy hannah in b-town. If I was closer, I'd come visit over the weekend. Keep your chin up. Oh, and here's the Movies 10 schedule for this week:


Are We There Yet? Rated PG, 1 hr 31 min Showtimes: (5:10), 7:10, 9:20
Aviator, The Rated PG-13, 2 hr 35 min Showtimes: (4:15), 7:45
Because of Winn-Dixie Rated PG, 1 hr 46 min Showtimes: (4:45), 7:15, 9:25
Boogeyman Rated PG-13, 1 hr 26 min Showtimes: (5:15), 7:25, 9:40
Constantine Rated R, 2 hr 1 min Showtimes: (4:15), 7:30, 9:50
Hide and Seek Rated R, 1 hr 45 min Showtimes: 7:35, 9:45
Hitch Rated PG-13, 1 hr 55 min Showtimes: (5:00), 7:25, 9:45
Hotel Rwanda Rated PG-13, 1 hr 50 min Showtimes: (4:10), 6:50, 9:20
Million Dollar Baby Rated PG-13, 2 hr 17 min Showtimes: (4:20), 7:05, 9:50
Pooh's Heffalump Movie Rated G, 1 hr 8 min Showtimes: (4:00), 6:00
Son of the Mask Rated PG, 1 hr 26 min Showtimes: (5:20), 7:20, 9:30

Enjoy!

5 comments:

markymark said...

so that schedule was supposed to be mocking, but now that i look over it, they have three of the 5 nominees for best actor. and "are we there yet?"

hannah said...

hah, suck it mark. i already have my movie plans planned out.

Anonymous said...

Mark this is your sister. You have WAY too much time on your hands. Find a hobby.

hannah said...

That was a very loud beep
I don't even know if this is working
Mark -- Mark -- are you there
Are you screening your calls --
It's mom
We wanted to call and say we love you
And we'll miss you tomorrow
Cindy and the kids are here -- send their love
Oh, I hope you like the hot plate
Just don't leave it on, dear
When you leave the house
Oh, and Mark
We're sorry to hear that Maureen dumped you
I say c'est la vie
So let her be a lesbian...
There are other fishies in the sea
... Love Mom!

.....ashley said...

hahahahahahahahahaha