I fear that one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze, and I won't know what to say.
Top 5 worst movies of all time (in no particular order)
1. Fern Gulley
2. Michael
3. Deep Blue Sea
4. Monsters Ball
5. Scooby Doo
Top 3 Movies from the 90's that no one ever talks about anymore:
1. Rocketman (NOT the Rocketeer)
2. Goodburger
3. The Big Green
Top 5 Sequels that need to be made
1. From Reuben to Clay to Kimberly - A hip-hop/Broadway musical about a bisexual, interracial love triangle.
2. Catwoman 2 - Halle Berry returns to take on the fur industry
3. Land Before Time XXXI - Littlefoot realizes that he can't be real because he never gets old, so he commits suicide
4. Titanic 2 - Kate Winslet returns as a rich woman who embarks on the maiden voyage of the Titanic 2 and falls in love with a poor immigrant (Hugh Grant). Only this time, the ship is the first commercial space ship, and they run into a meteor shower, but the rest would be the same. (This film would make a buttload more than the original because it combines the sappy love crap with space adventure. And it has Hugh Grant in it. How can that NOT rock?)
5. The Mask 2: Son of the Mask - This one would center around a guy who puts on the mask and sleeps with his wife, creating a child wh- what? You mean they already did this one? Nevermind.
5 comments:
fern gulley is a good movie. i like all the top movies from the 90's no one talks about. i would pay money to see from reuben to clay to kimberly.
this is your sister again. I will give youmad props for FERN GULLY. WORST MOVIE EVER. Love you brother
i liked fern gully but i saw it at least 10 years ago.
and i would also like to see from reuben to clay to kimberly.
i probably would end up watching titanic 2 at some point.
Mark, it's the wicked witch of the west your mother
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Honey -- call him
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