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Just in time for the holidays, "Fat Albert" has been unleashed on the public. Starring the amazingly hilarious Kenan Thompson, this film is sure to be recieve both popular and critical acclaim... What?...The early reviews are in?...Let's take a look for oursleves:

"When the characters return to their TV home at the urging of their real-world friends, it feels like the film is finally acknowledging that it has no reason to exist."
- The Onion A.V. Club

"… content to adhere to a mantra of "when in doubt, dance" rather than finding any clever entertaining ways to punctuate the prolonged moralizing."
- The Hollywood Reporter

"Hey, hey, hey? No, no, no."
- Variety

That is just shocking! But the previews looked so good! I will never trust Hollywood again!