50 Most Frigid

www.filmthreat.com recently released their list of the 50 least intriguing people in Hollywood of 2004. Here's some highlights:

1. Michael Moore - "But, hey, look on the bright side; no Presidential candidate endorsed by Michael Moore has ever won an election. So, Michael, why not endorse a Republican in 2008, just to see what happens?"

2. Halle Berry - "If she makes any more muck along the lines of Gothika and Catwoman, the Academy should send Berry a self-addressed stamped envelope and a letter requesting the return of her Oscar."

3. Michael Eisner - "Did Dopey give Eisner a blood transfusion?"

4. M. Night Shyamalan
5. Ben Stiller/Owen Wilson - "There was a time when a Ben Stiller flick meant plenty of belly laughs. Today, a new Ben Stiller movie is as funny as a thick, wet and chunk-filled fart."

6. Nicole Kidman
7. Reese Witherspoon
8. Jimmy Fallon - "The guy most notorious for blowing his lines on Saturday Night Live crossed over to the big screen in “Taxi” – and nobody cared."

9. Paris Hilton - "Honestly, we can’t think of any way to stop her. She's dumb to the point where even "dumb" is embarrassed.'

10. Ben Affleck - "He’s been cursed with the incredible shrinking career: dumped by J.Lo, ignored by audiences, and reduced to making guest shots on TV celebrity poker tournaments."

Others of note:
15. Ashley Judd - "Is it possible for her to play one more “female police officer” or “high powered attorney” aside either Samuel L. Jackson or Morgan Freeman? With Judd, it's either cop, lawyer, victim or cute-girl-down-the-hall, either way she's sure to spend time lounging around in her bra. All the movies combined make a DVD boxed set… of poop."

20. Ashton Kutcher - "It’s okay to use your indoor voice, really it is. And the whole P. Diddy thing is super annoying"

22. Hillary Duff - "Two teen twits bickering over who’s the most empty-headed, disposable pop star is actually more entertaining than their movies. Duff VS. Lohan – A Steel Cage Match! "

25. Meg Ryan - "Some perverse laughs can be found in watching her try to frantically save her career, but that novelty will wear off in due time."

32. Adrien Brody - "At least Catherine Zeta-Jones gets to talk in her TV commercials."

36. Tim Burton - "Just make sure that no harm comes to Mr. Wonka, his Chocolate Factory, or Charlie and perhaps we can learn to forgive and forget."

42. John Travolta - "We still have a bone to pick with Quentin Tarantino for making Barbarino an A-lister again. Not that he's done anything with his status."

45. Natalie Portman and Keira Knightly - "One or the other, it's that simple. Really. It's just too damn confusing."

Yeah, check out the rest of the list if you want.