The most shocking news. Ever!

This post was going to be all cool and crap, because I was going to do a print screen on the cnn.com front page, but I can't find it on this stupid Reverb keyboard. Anyway...

Britney Spears filed for divorce from Kevin Federline, citing irreconcilable differences.

I like how, on the day that the future of our country is shaped, THAT is the breaking news on CNN.