The greatest story never told... Until now.

Um, ok, get ready for this. I know that many of you will want to plan the next few months of your lives around this release, so I thought I'd give you a heads up:

Samuel L. Jackson is working on a film called "Snakes on a Plane."

And guess what it's about? You got it, it's about poisonous snakes that get loose on an airplane. Why did no one think of this before?

To top it all off, I'm pretty sure that one of the production shots has Keenan Thompson in it, so you know this movie is gonna rock. There's no release date yet, but I would imagine the plan is to have a midsummer 06 release.

Just a little something to get you through the winter.