Poor Michael Moore

What's that, Mike? You can't get a Golden Globe for your liberal crap? Go make a hard-hitting expose... That'll teach them to mess with you. Yeah, thats the ticket... Huh? Yeah, you can put that next in line after you beat up the health insurance industry and take down that meanie over in Britain... Yeah, he is a pretty intimidating figure isn't he? So big and brauny and strong? Oh, wait, no, he's the slight of build Brit with brains... Oh yeah, good call goin after him, that should further your cause immensely.