Ok, SERIOUSLY, I'm in the wrong business

Yesterday I made a sarcastic comment about the person who tried to sell the grilled cheese on eBay that looked like the Virgin Mary. Well, I spoke too soon, as eBay has let it back up for bid, and some people rich in welath and not in brains have pushed the highest bid up to over $16,000!!!!!! Seriously, what the crap, how do I get in on this? Apparently, in response (and this is totally for real), two new grilled cheese auctions have been created. One has the imprint of the Virgin Mary's chewing gum. The other bears the image of Mary Kate and Ashley. Seriously, if you want to read how stupid this person sounds, read the article.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/11/16/ebay.sandwich.ap/index.html