I'm in the wrong business

I love this: some guy tried to sell a half-eaten grilled cheese sandwich on e-bay that apparently bore the image of the Virgin Mary. I should sell my piece of cinnamon toast crunch that looks like a stigmata. I hear there's a big offer for anyone with a head of lettuce shaped like Moses. If you got it, I can hook you up.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/11/16/ebay.sandwich.ap/index.html