Why Bill Clinton Wishes He'd Waited 8 Years

Elyssa Young is running for the U.S. House of Representatives from Hawaii. She's a Libertarian candidate and she's running on the slogan "Re-Defeat Bush." There's one thing that sets her apart from the rest of her opponents:

She's a prostitute.

Yes, that's right, she has come out and said that she avoids legal problems by suggesting gifts from her clientel, and her analogy for this is, quote: "Since children can sit on Santa Claus' lap and ask for gifts, I can suggest a gift that I prefer." Wow.

She hands out the "Re-Defeat Bush" cards with a condom inside and the message "Don't get screwed again." Rest assured though, she says that, if she was elected, she would not have time to continue her escort service while in office.

This is just what Washington needs: another whore who'll help anyone for the right price. If she gets elected I wouldn't be surprised to see Bill Clinton visiting Hillary more often in Washington.