A Few of My Favorite Things...

Two of my favorite people are in the news again today:

Martha Stewart will begin her sentence for insider trading today at a West Virginia women's prison. It's a minimum security facility, so hopefully Martha will be able to get out and garden, otherwise I'm afraid she'll turn to crack to sublimate her rage against Janet Reno for stealing her haircut.

Hillary Duff's new movie "Raise Your Voice" releases today. I'll let the critics take this one:

"… too synthetic to even be called cheese." - Entertainment Weekly

"In an earlier pop era, the [Duff] equivalent would have been hiring Olivia Newton-John not for her voice, but for her acting skills." - L.A. Times

"It's only a matter of time until Duff, too, is a housemate on The Surreal Life, or whatever future reality TV show revives celebrities rightfully left behind." - The Onion's A.V. Club


In related news, Hillary Duff sucks. Straight up. No doubt. And she needs to stop badmouthing Lindsay Lohan: she was playing two roles in the same movie long before Hillary was blond enough to get on a Disney show. We can only hope that her little animated self got a spot in the new movie, cause its a better actress.

I really hope John Hansen reviews this film. I want to see how on earth he can connect a movie about a teen-wannabe having her dreams come true to Buffy or Futurama