On When You Know You Officially Suck As A Parent

Ok, so apparently this 11 year old girl was being babysat by a 34 year old woman in CA. They started fighting over feeding a dog, and the girlgrabbed the dog and started strangling it. When the babysitter pulled her away, she freaked out and ran outside, where she grabbed a shovel, a bat, and a BB gun and tried to attack the babysitter. She finally got ahold of a machete and chased the babysitter around the yard until the babysitter ran inside the house and locked herself in the bathroom.

Now, seriously, how messed up is your kid when she not only tries to choke your pet, but also attacks a middle-aged woman with various weapons in your front yard? And who just keeps a machete around? These people live in Barstow, not Brazil! This is the type of person that I'm sure if she made it to high school, all the smart kids would be nice to her in case she brought a gun to school.

Some peoples kids.